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existential confusion

"Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!"

Features:

* 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice [ick!]
* Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy [guess i've found my secret to better race results!]
* Can has Steven Seagal's face on it (who could ask for more!?!) [looks like captain james t. kirk to me]

posted by <br> on October 7, 2005 03:02 PM |

comments

When you take delivery of your first case, I would be interested to know the ingredients for such a frightening liquid.

posted by: Dan | October 10, 2005 09:25 AM

fwiw, the liquid seems a bit less frightening than the marketing campaign. it's anyone's guess what it tastes like...

posted by: <br> [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 10, 2005 10:55 AM

drank this before you raced on sunday, didn't you.

posted by: aron | October 10, 2005 03:41 PM

doh, the cat's out of the bag!

posted by: <br> [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 10, 2005 10:22 PM

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